Parenting

Parents are so excited about the first steps and words of their children, but then they spend the next 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up....:-)

If you have trouble getting your children's attention, just sit down and look comfortable.

You can learn many things from children... like how much patience you have.

Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid.

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

Kids need love the most when they're acting most unlovable.

Little Johnny's new baby brother was crying and screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, "Where'd baby brother come from?"His mother replied, "Heaven, Johnny. He came from heaven."After listening to his baby brother's wailing for another few seconds Johnny shot back, "WOW! I can see why they threw him out"

The five-year-old daughter was asked by her teacher what her father does, and she replied, "Whatever my Mom tells him to."

The best parents are those who work hard to give their children everything money could NOT buy.......